The Three Weirdest Stories From Einstein’s Beach House

1. La Tristesse Des Herissons
A couple adopts a depressed hedgehog and seeks therapy for the varmint.
2. Paracosmos
The father of a girl’s imaginary friend stops by to have an affair with her mom.
3. Sharing the Hostage
A woman and her ex-husband share custody of a pet turtle—until she decides to kidnap the animal.
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