Unspoken Rules of Brown County

If you’re wearing overalls, you better play in a bluegrass band.
Skip I-65 and take the scenic route down S.R. 135. Your GPS will work.
When street parking is full, go to a pay lot. The prime location is worth the price of a grande latte.
Remember, Story Inn doesn’t serve fried chicken for lunch.
Are even the horse trails too crowded for you? Saddle up for a nighttime full-moon ride with Schooner Valley Stables.
It’s never too chilly for a scoop of persimmon at Miller’s Ice Cream House.
When you’re gourded out, take refuge in Muddy Boots Cafe, a hip spot with vegetarian options, live music, and lavender lemonade.
Face it, some of those tree ornaments are made in China. For the real deal, go to the Lawrence Family Glass Blowers studio.
It’s Brown County. Of course there’s an artisan broomery.