Jonathan Scott

@TheJennaBee: “All I hear is cannons. I can’t tell if the Colts won or if the revolution has started.” @CrayonWayans: “It means tributes have been killed in the Indy Hunger Games.”

Choose from Beyoncé’s iconic music-video fashions.

Efron, the High School Music alum, played guest to Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay on Sunday as the home team won. He was hardly the lone star in town this week, either.

The sisters and their ethereal harmonies graced the Best of Indy stage on Dec. 5 for a rare local performance, and they refused to be upstaged by one of the evening’s other stars—an owl.

President and CEO Daniel F. Evans, Jr.’s words were pointed: “IU Health is committed to the health and economic well-being of our communities: we challenge our policymakers to do the same.”

Pop star Pink stormed Indy with her gravity-defying live act, and NFL observers sent up the Colts’ inept effort today on the heels of their NBC sitcom repeat appearance.

A chill pillow (chillow?) for the man obsessed with his ‘stache.

Perhaps it’s better said that the songs gave her a workout, as evidenced by her soaring performance of a literal show-stopper, the closing “So What.”

The decision was perhaps inspired in part by Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu’s address to an Indianapolis audience more than a month ago.

Sports observers waxed sarcastic and mournful about the Colts’ ugly home loss to the Rams—but hey, they won four nights later! Meanwhile, Dario Franchitti closed his IndyCar and 500 racing career as the Indiana State Museum’s resident mastodon tweeted, “I’M STILL HERE.”

The Act II dramatics add up to a relentless rush as the plot—sorcery and love triangles and scapegoats, oh my!—corkscrews through one twist after another.

By its own admission, G.B.F. makes for a perfect marriage of Stephen King’s Carrie and Mariah Carey’s ill-fated Glitter flick. And as that flick is already in this film fest’s rear-view mirror, here are three worth viewing yet this weekend.

“Why won’t the government intervene to stop this Carrie Underwood ‘The Sound of Music’? I worry about the world we’re leaving our children.” —@colefarrell

We expected. She delivered. She even penned her own dispatch to the world at large about her time in Indy. But what to make of Tuesday’s comments, comparing her personal strife to a mass tragedy? Sorry, Martha—that’s not “a good thing.”

She enjoyed buffalo margherita pizza, vegetarian double chopped salad, and dessert at the downtown location of Indy’s own Martha Hoover’s Neapolitan-style pie spot.