Chuck Pagano

It’s been two years now, and I still haven’t figured out what they were trying to do.

At some point in the last 30 years, it became A Thing to encourage uncoordinated, uninterested 5-year-olds to play organized basketball. I’m here to tell you that this is the dumbest, most helicopter-parent-y, most garbage idea to emerge in that same 30-year timeframe.

“Most local sports media taking a tongue lashing today! Not easy forecasting the future is it? Welcome to our world! Signed, Meteorologist”

The Wall Street Journal reports that Andrew Luck is the unofficial librarian of the NFL, here are a few books he needs to deliver to his teammates, coaches, and front office.

Twitter’s hot takes, witty words, and the best banter from Monday Night Football’s Colts and Panthers match-up.

The Colts try a fake punt. It doesn’t go well.

As the Pacers dressed up as super heroes, Coach Frank Vogel apparently couldn’t decide between Morpheus from The Matrix and Burt Reynolds from Deliverance.

Is the Colts coach a Lame Chuck?

Lucas Oil Stadium’s gazillion-dollar, taxpayer-funded retractable roof no longer retracts. The Capital Improvement Board decided to keep the roof closed for Monday’s Colts-Jets game and, pending an investigation and possible repairs, indefinitely.

5. Jim seems like a pretty cool dad.
6. He seems like a pretty cool boss, too.

Long story short: the Pats and coach Bill Belichick may have cheated.

“I just really want to play football,” he says. “The love and the joy I get out of it eats me up on the inside.”

In 30 years, Indy has shared as many good times—and bad—with our Colts as Baltimore ever did. We’ve laughed. We’ve cried. Most of all, though, we’ve cheered.

“Players will run through a brick wall for this guy.”

As for Chuckstrong’s future, the Colts are following Pagano’s lead—and his priority is to restore normalcy. “We need to get back to Coltstrong,” Pagano says. “That’s where the focus should be.”