People should stay close to home where they belong, particularly when those people are my kids.
I’ve spent my life guarding against imaginary dangers.
It doesn’t help one’s self-esteem to be branded nonessential by the governor.
The most dependable car I’ve ever owned is also the ugliest.
I’m encouraged by the large number of presidential candidates this year, but that doesn’t make it any easier to choose one.
We’re too lazy for that.
Living under the unblinking eye of a homeowner’s association, I’m starting to think we should have insisted on decency being one of the covenants.
When I asked about the racial history of my hometown, I was told we had nothing to hide. But the truth is much uglier.
I enjoy my annual review so much, I’m thinking of giving one to everyone in my family.
As a man without a TV, I’m disappointed in those who have one—and I’m always visiting to watch and tell them so.
Slashing taxes sounds like a great idea. Until it isn’t.
