Michelle Obama

Ten years ago, this friend-focused holiday was born in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana. Today, it’s a real-life occasion for women to toast.

When you pair the first lady and a celebrity cat, the result is, in the parlance of Web gurus, click-bait. Or, if you prefer, click-catnip.

To clear the air, know that I did not vote for your husband. Either time. But I believe in your fight against childhood obesity—make that obesity in general—and think I have a new tool for your toolbox.