On The Road To Florida, Quasi-Normal Life Is So Close I Can Taste It
This year’s spring break isn’t your average gridlocked, sunburnt hassle.
There are battles to be fought everywhere—in all directions, inside and out, at all times—during a 14-hour car ride to the Florida Gulf Coast with three bickering kids in the backseat and a pregnant wife in the front and 9,000,000 other Midwestern motorists screaming south down I-65 in unison, in a frenzied, cabin-fevered hell-pack. The family […]