Five Better Dances than Anthony Castonzo's

Last night’s 42–20 loss to the New England Patriots furnished us with plenty of Colts lowlights. This fourth-quarter touchdown reception from tackle Anthony Castonzo (his first career TD) provided one of the best-worst:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Congrats, Anthony. But after some Monday-morning quarterbacking, we found five examples of (arguably) better footwork:
 
» The Geek from Sixteen Candles

 
 
 
 
 
 
» Gene Gene the Dancing Machine from “The Gong Show”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
» Mary Katherine Gallagher from “Saturday Night Live”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
» Napoleon from Napoleon Dynamite

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
» Chunk from The Goonies