The Colts lose 32-31 against the Texans, while maximizing their draft position. But more importantly, it’s done. It’s over.
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Merry Clinchmas
For the third straight week, someone clinched something significant in a game that involved the Indianapolis professional football team, but that someone is never the Colts.
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What, You’re Still Watching This?
20-3 is not shocking to anyone on this third day of Christmas.
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One For The History Books
Can a loss like yesterday’s really be soul-crushing when your soul was crushed in like Week 2?
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“Stop! Stop! They’re Already Dead!”
Our long nightmare continues as the Colts get roped and tied by the Cowboys.
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Dead Cat Out Of Bounces
After a temporary spark in Vegas with a brand-new head coach, the 4-7-1 Colts are likely out of juice for 2022 thanks to back-to-back heartbreaking home losses.
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Colts Return To Earth After NFC East Re-Run
For the second time in four weeks, the Colts lost 17-16 at home to an NFC East opponent in a game they largely controlled, this time ruining a chance at a possible season-turning type win.
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No Experience Necessary: Colts Win in Saturday Debut
“I’m still trying to untangle my brain’s connective tissue and figure out what’s really happening here.”
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Colts Dive Deep Into The Abyss
A 23-point humiliation to a former rival may feel like rock bottom for this Colts team, but the season is still relatively young.
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Colts Offense Goes Commando In Loss
Sam Ehlinger is … well, he’s different, and in a near-decade long span where the Colts have been the same middling team, different is good!
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Big Brother Puts Helpless Colts In Headlock
The two-time reigning AFC South champs completed a sweep of the Colts, once again taking control of the division while handing the Colts their fifth-straight head-to-head loss.
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Nobody Kicks The Colts’ Ass Three Times In A Row
The Colts prevented back-to-back-to-back embarrassments by the Jags and put themselves in position to flip the script in the AFC South.
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Dead Horse Beats Dead Horse
We have eyes, we have brains, and we sure as hell know what we saw last night: a bad football game, between two (likely) bad football teams, who played badly in a contest where someone had to “win.”
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After Improbable Colts Win, The Bleach Stays On Ice
The Karens of the Colts Extended Universe would like to have a word with the manager.
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Colts Momentarily Flail Before Dying In Jacksonville
This season is going sideways in a hurry. Where’s Jim Irsay?