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A Final Failure Farewell

The Colts lose 32-31 against the Texans, while maximizing their draft position. But more importantly, it’s done. It’s over.

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Merry Clinchmas

For the third straight week, someone clinched something significant in a game that involved the Indianapolis professional football team, but that someone is never the Colts.

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What, You’re Still Watching This?

20-3 is not shocking to anyone on this third day of Christmas.

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One For The History Books

Can a loss like yesterday’s really be soul-crushing when your soul was crushed in like Week 2?

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“Stop! Stop! They’re Already Dead!”

Our long nightmare continues as the Colts get roped and tied by the Cowboys.

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Dead Cat Out Of Bounces

After a temporary spark in Vegas with a brand-new head coach, the 4-7-1 Colts are likely out of juice for 2022 thanks to back-to-back heartbreaking home losses.

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Colts Return To Earth After NFC East Re-Run

For the second time in four weeks, the Colts lost 17-16 at home to an NFC East opponent in a game they largely controlled, this time ruining a chance at a possible season-turning type win.

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No Experience Necessary: Colts Win in Saturday Debut

“I’m still trying to untangle my brain’s connective tissue and figure out what’s really happening here.”

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Colts Dive Deep Into The Abyss

A 23-point humiliation to a former rival may feel like rock bottom for this Colts team, but the season is still relatively young.

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Colts Offense Goes Commando In Loss

Sam Ehlinger is … well, he’s different, and in a near-decade long span where the Colts have been the same middling team, different is good!

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Big Brother Puts Helpless Colts In Headlock

The two-time reigning AFC South champs completed a sweep of the Colts, once again taking control of the division while handing the Colts their fifth-straight head-to-head loss.

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Nobody Kicks The Colts’ Ass Three Times In A Row

The Colts prevented back-to-back-to-back embarrassments by the Jags and put themselves in position to flip the script in the AFC South.

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Dead Horse Beats Dead Horse

We have eyes, we have brains, and we sure as hell know what we saw last night: a bad football game, between two (likely) bad football teams, who played badly in a contest where someone had to “win.”

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After Improbable Colts Win, The Bleach Stays On Ice

The Karens of the Colts Extended Universe would like to have a word with the manager.

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Colts Momentarily Flail Before Dying In Jacksonville

This season is going sideways in a hurry. Where’s Jim Irsay?

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