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UPDATED: The Colts Quarterback Situation in 9 GIFs

ESPN’s Adam Schefter broke the news that Matt Hasselbeck will be starting for the Colts tonight against the Houston Texans. While Hasselbeck did lead the Colts to an overtime victory against the Jaguars last Sunday, that he was hospitalized until 2 a.m. with a virus on Tuesday has some Colts fans a bit queasy. Plus, Hasselbeck is 40 years old, which is like 120 in quarterback years.

Here, a look at this season’s Colts quarterback situation in 6 GIFs.

Pre-season: Just give them all the trophies now.

0-2 and 5 interceptions: Dumpster fire.

DumpsterFire

Andrew Luck’s 4th-quarter comeback against the Titans: He’s back.

Thumbs Up Gif

Colts sign QB Josh Johnson: What? Why? Who?

Somthingisfishy

Hasselbeck’s Week 4 overtime win: The old man still has it!

HasselbeckDance

Luck out again, Hasselbeck starting Thursday. Hasselbeck feels your pain, Don. (HT Michael Rubino)

Don Draper Pukes

 

UPDATE:

Luck returns to old form in a win against Peyton and the Broncos.

TrumpYes

Luck has lacerated kidney and a partially torn abdominal muscle. He is out 2-6 weeks.

DraperFaint

UPDATE AGAIN:

Matt Hasselbeck’s status is uncertain after exiting the Pittsburgh loss with a neck injury. The Colts look to Charlie Whitehurst, AKA Clipboard Jesus.

(Rumor has it that Whitehurst isn’t too keen on his nickname. We like this much better.)

Charlie Whitehurst

 

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