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Derek Schultz &
Nate Miller

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Game 9: Jets-Colts, Happy Landings Edition

Jonathan Taylor’s awesomeness cuts through the overall blurriness of Unsupervised Dad Night

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Game 8: Titans-Colts, All Souls Crushed Edition

A pair of Carson Wentz interceptions sink the Colts.

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Game 7: Colts-49ers, Uncharted Waters Edition

Yo Ho Ho! “The Colts rallied from a 9-0 hole and pretty thoroughly controlled a disheveled 49ers team in a rain-soaked 30-18 victory.”

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Game 6: Colts-Texans, Billboard Material Edition

How good are the Colts? “Well, their identity is they’re good enough to savagely dunk on the truly putrid teams in the NFL. Yay!”

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Game 5: Colts-Ravens, Overtime Edition

A crushing overtime defeat in one of their oddest “Monday Night Football” appearances ever has the Colts struggling for answers.

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Game 4: Dolphins-Colts Recap, Jacoby Edition

Colts avoid a complete meltdown for their first win of the season.

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Game 2: Colts-Rams Recap, Tupac Hologram Edition

Things are fine. More or less fine. Just fine.

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Game 1: Colts-Seahawks Recap, Cigar-Flavored Red Bull Edition

The only Colts recap featuring Papa Johns, All Sport, and cigar-flavored Red Bull.

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My Colts, My Choice: The DadBall Era’s 2021 Colts Preview

Just because I’ve never played football and don’t even watch it all that much doesn’t mean that my football opinions are any less valid than those of the experts.

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On The Road To Florida, Quasi-Normal Life Is So Close I Can Taste It

This year’s spring break isn’t your average gridlocked, sunburnt hassle.

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On The Bright Side

‘Tis the season for long nights, Christmas stress, and yet another NBA opener. Here’s how to survive all three.

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Let’s Get This Thanksgiving—And This Year—Over With Already

Just a few more simulated holidays until the vaccine arrives, right?

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How To Do A Pandemic Halloween Without Really Trying

Six costumes for the lazy, frustrated, and/or fearful.

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Let’s Escape Reality By Thinking About The Pacers For Some Reason

While we search for relief amid the wreckage of 2020, the Pacers search for a new head coach.

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Faking Your Way Through The Colts’ Pandemic Season

Everything may be terrible, but that doesn’t mean everyone has to know how much you don’t really care about the Colts right now.

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