The Replay: Andrew Luck, Pat McAfee, and Mari Hulman George

Every Friday, we post up The Replay, our weekly look at sports. It’s mostly fouls and airballs.

» SnakePit Ballers: Pat McAfee out-kicks his coverage.

» Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’: Get in the way of Indy 500 grande dame Mari Hulman George, and she will cut you—off. As the 80-year-old began her customary command for drivers to start their engines on Sunday, a woman multiple media outlets have identified as George’s daughter Nancy swooped in with some unwanted assistance. The Indianapolis Motor Speedway chairman responded with a backhand brush-off and a yellow-caution-flag stare, and then finished the job. Who needs Dr. McDreamy and Carol Brady when we are a hair-pull away from a reality show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n5sJbRc5Q4

» Sweet Nothings: Happy One-Year Anniversary of ex-Pacers irritant Lance Stephenson blowing in LeBron James’s ear. LeBron is celebrating with his fifth-straight NBA Finals appearance. Lance is trade bait. And we’ll always have those memes. Everybody won!

» Jock Jams: What’s better than a classic album cover? A classic album cover enhanced with Andrew Luck’s face. Duh. Uproxx has the goods, but here’s a preview:

» Now Read This: In the wake of the FIFA scandal, Longform has complied a dossier on soccer corruption.