Wanted: Mushroom Tee
Morels are a little late cropping up this year, so there’s still time to order this T-shirt and show up looking like the wittiest hunter in the woods. You might even trick fellow foragers into missing some prized mushrooms while they focus on your chest, if only to point out that the illustrated edible isn’t, in fact, a morel. Pop for express shipping, as this week’s rain ought to make the fungus come out among us pretty soon. Indiana-pride T-shirt designers have yet to deliver mushroom tributes, but this one’s available in 18 colors on zazzle.com for $20.95.