Sam Stall

Can’t get your sailboat to move without the auxiliary engine? File that under “champagne problems.”

“The toughest part is when I’m reporting and I don’t know if it’s leading anywhere. Is there a question that’s worth answering, and even if there is, am I going to be able to answer it with intelligence?”

The Mini folks charitably call it the “back-of-the-pack bus,” but The Hoosierist prefers its unofficial title: the meat wagon.

“I got hit on the spine and it hurt really badly. I got it checked at the hospital, but it was just an injury to the surrounding muscle. I’ve seen serious injuries, however.”

Beavers, snowy baseball games, and Indiana immigration. Ask The Hoosierist.

The Wicked star couldn’t be more agreeable.

Also, what was the biggest year for high school basketball in Indiana?

“I don’t read many of my reviews. I have anxiety issues, so even reading a pleasant review fills me with existential dread.”

“It seems like the last thing you should do to an expensive indoor stadium is fill it with dirt.”

“Today’s urban planners would call it a great way to ‘activate’ the space. But while it was fun, it wreaked havoc on the Monument itself.”

“I’ve seen a dad try to cover his daughter’s eyes and ears because he didn’t know what he had brought her to.”

“Back in the early 1800s, when Indiana’s political map was drawn, that many counties seemed about right.”

“I finished it, amazed that anyone had even thought of such a story.”

“I finished it, amazed that anyone had even thought of such a story.”

Though the process looks straightforward, building a proper corn maze can be a huge pain in the back 40.