Sam Stall

“Some people just want to shed those layers of clothes and feel the sun on their bodies,” says Jeffrey Baldasarre of the American Association of Nude Recreation, which is totally real and not something The Hoosierist made up.

“We’re not trying to get back to the glory days. We can learn from past victories, but we’re doing it our own way, with a new set of people.”

“Carmel officials insist that while citizens may bellyache about the suburb’s many roundabouts, few claim they literally cause bellyaches.”

A look behind the Indiana State Fair midway.

“I try not to be mean to Melania in my impersonations. Instead, I use her as a vehicle to satirize her husband. I don’t want to be cruel to her, because I think of her as America. We’re all reluctantly married to Donald Trump now.”

“They’re afraid of competition. They don’t want a charter school cannibalizing their student base.”

“Quicker than you can say ‘ruining it for everyone,’ some people abused the service by attempting to board with snakes and possums.”

“This state allows the private ownership of body armor, blow darts, brass knuckles, swords concealed in canes, billy clubs, and nunchucks.”

“Everything’s fair game, but you need to have the skill to do it well.”

It depends on what you mean by “safe.”

“Fortunately, the person wearing the Rowdie suit has his own locker room next to the clubhouse, to which he can retire, cool down, and perhaps reflect upon his career choice.”

You really could use a night away from Netflix.

“Though firing up an outdoor grill is the signature move of barbecue establishments, any type of restaurant is free to break out the Weber.”

“When I started, it never occurred to me that it might not work. I guess I’ve never been a Plan B person.”

“If you’re looking for something as distinctive as the Moscow Mule, you’re out of luck.”