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Nobody is making a documentary about that. But they should.

“The woman I thought was going to be the first to win an Indycar race was Sarah Fisher.”

Don’t think of it as cheering for Purdue, but for the American space program. Do you hate the moon?

“I went into this thinking I’d have to fight off boredom, covering all those games,” Dwyer says. “It’s been the opposite. Now I just need to figure out how to make the car payment.”

Omaha-ha-ha: At the ESPYs, ex-Colts QB Peyton Manning is the host with the roast.

“I do remember that he was swearing after we went off air,” recalls one of Knight’s former ESPN broadcast crew members. “Something or other was always pissing him off.”

No Andrew Luck, no problem, right? Right?

Did the Patriots spy on Peyton?

“… They couldn’t attack me with the truth, so they made up stuff.”

The Colts hang fire.

Andrew Luck’s ‘stache might have a PETA problem.

Whitlock acknowledges that his colorful history with ESPN is one reason it has taken extra time to get everyone there on board.

Bob Knight hits the bread line.

Bragging rights go to Purdue.

There’s a lot of hot air left in DeflateGate, plus an Indy 500 champ strips down for Pattern magazine.